January 2012
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WTF Ceelo?!
Guys I know I’m behind because Utah timezones and whatnot, but
THEY CHANGED THE WORDS OF IMAGINE
What. The. Fuck. NBC.
“And all religions true”?!
“AND ALL RELIGIONS TRUE”?!
That is NOT the fucking song
THAT is NOT the FUCKING SONG
John is not happy with this.
behind-a-wall-of-illusion asked: Happy New Year, Karla! :) Thanks for always making me laugh! I hope your year is a fabulous one!
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thinking is terrible: That awkward moment when... →
tommilsom:
That awkward moment when you’re counting down to new year and you’re surrounded by your friends, “FIVE!” they yell, “FOUR! THREE! TWO! TWO! TWO!” and you look around you to see what’s happening and as you turn again and again while everyone around you says TWO over and over, you see a clone of you…
Happy new year, everybody
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Dearest Karla,
Can you believe it’s 2012 already? I still think we’re going into 1965 for some odd reason. Hopefully, you get your New Year’s kiss with your wonderful husband, and I just want to let you know that I love you very much. You are one of my true friends on here, and I care about you so much. I miss talking to you, and laughing at your jokes, and just everything about you. I miss...
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beatles-magazines asked: your blog makes me lulz :D will you check mine out pleez? i have a feeling you'll appreciate my sense of humor :3
December 2011
All the Lonely People: alluneedislol:... →
alluneedislol:
sarahnorrigby:
Aha. Why is my Beatles radio station playing Sublime? I don’t know. I like Sublime but I don’t understand why it’s on The Beatles Radio. Haha. Oh well. But this song reminds me of my two best guy friends. We were chillin’ in our little circle in the band…
Hahaha I thought so too! I love mash ups when they’re well done
somethingaboutharrison asked: Thanks for the follow :)
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sevenpercent replied to your post: Reverse giveaway (must reblog!)
hahaha you’re the best
well i do try, anyway
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Are you guys seriously bringing around Seductive...
God I love you all so much
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Reverse giveaway (must reblog!)
I’m choosing one of my lucky followers to give me something awesome
All you have to do is reblog this post (likes don’t count)
You can reblog as many times as you like
On January 7th, I’ll randomly select one person who will mail me something awesome (preferably Beatles-related)
Thanks, and good luck!
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is it bad that i find myself absolutely hilarious
because i do
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sevenpercent replied to your post: I should really be working on those fanfics btw
story of my life except extend fanfics to anything
Yyyeahhh…
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The Beatles
intheyellowsubmarine:
PRODUCED AMAZING MUSIC THAT WILL NEVER CEASE TO BE TIMELESS
Looks are an added bonus
I should really be working on those fanfics btw
but i’m just so lazy
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calypsogold replied to your chat: Last one, I promise: Kaylucius and Charlie McDonnell
Well if she doesn’t want him then put in a good word for me! And tell him I don’t judge people on their bicep sizes
Don’t worry I wouldn’t let my sister anywhere near Charlie - he wouldn’t last five minutes
In the words of Aunt Mimi to 15-year-old George in my first fanfic -...
psychedelicmasterpiece alluneedislol:
Hey people. How ‘bout you get some originality and stop copying everything I do.
^ a total original thought I just had
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sarahnorrigby:
Aha. Why is my Beatles radio station playing Sublime? I don’t know. I like Sublime but I don’t understand why it’s on The Beatles Radio. Haha. Oh well. But this song reminds me of my two best guy friends. We were chillin’ in our little circle in the band room with nothing but two guitars. They started playing and made me sing What I Got. Good memories.
I MISS THEM. One of them is...
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Last one, I promise: Kaylucius and Charlie...
Karla Mathews: hey so when i go... meet... tom milsom, i can put in a good word for you to charlie
Kayla Fay Benson: His arms aren't big enough.
Kayla Fay Benson: You should tell him to work out a bit and then that you'll give ME a good word about HIM.
Karla Mathews: but that would destroy the whole peter pan thing he's got going for him
Kayla Fay Benson: I already look enough like Peter Pan. I don't need a stunt double. Big biceps or no deal!
Kayla Fay Benson: Okay. Teepee time.
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No one asked but I don't care.
Tom Milsom pick-up lines:
“I could be Explorer 7.”
“Hexachordal? More like sexachordal.”
“Does the carpet match the drapes?”
“Ukelele? More like you-can-lay-me.”
“I love ‘We Made A Film.’ Wanna act it out?”
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sevenpercent:
alluneedislol:
kaylucius:
“If one wishes not to be challenged, look not in others’ eyes- for that is where the fire burns brightest.”
-Kaylucius, to Red
You guys need to follow my sister, I’m not even kidding
She’s
She’s brilliant
Make sure you actually open her tumblr and see her pic/read her bio (which is a haiku)
lol her pic is amazing
She spent hours on that - I...
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calypsogold replied to your chat: Tom Milsom stalkery
I definitely ship this Mathews-Milsom-Lennon-Day idea
BLESS THIS POST
Tom Milsom stalkery
Karla Mathews: sooo did you hear about my tom milsom blog
Karla Mathews: ITS NOTORIOUS
Karla Mathews: IT IS ALSO TOM MILSOM APPROVED
Kayla Fay Benson: NEAT
Karla Mathews: yup
Karla Mathews: he promoted it on his tumblr
Kayla Fay Benson: That's so cool.
Kayla Fay Benson: So when are you flying out there to marry him?
Kayla Fay Benson: I mean MEET him.
Karla Mathews: he has blue hair
Karla Mathews: BLUE HAIR
Karla Mathews: i'm pretty sure it's natural
Kayla Fay Benson: So your kids will have poopy blondish blue hair.
Karla Mathews: green?
Karla Mathews: i wonder if the carpet matches the drapes
Karla Mathews: oh god did i just type that
Kayla Fay Benson: You can name them Sonic, Blue's Clues, and Azul.
Karla Mathews: i have a list of tom milsom pick-up lines all ready to go
Karla Mathews: you know, in case i meet him in a bar or something
Kayla Fay Benson: Of course.
Kayla Fay Benson: Who doesn't.
Kayla Fay Benson: You're totally not an obsessive stalker.
Karla Mathews: no way dude
Karla Mathews: he was talking about the beatles on twitter again
Karla Mathews: i think... i think we're soulmates
Kayla Fay Benson: And Austin too?
Kayla Fay Benson: A happy threesome?
Kayla Fay Benson: I hear those are pretty successful.
Karla Mathews: Yeah I was thinking a reverse polygamy situation
Kayla Fay Benson: Those threesomes.
Kayla Fay Benson: Just ask any polygomist.
Karla Mathews: Karla Mathews-Milsom-Lennon-Day has a really nice ring to it
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kaylucius replied to your post: Things you’ve learned about me tonight from that convo
Big Bertha IS my big knife. It’s a 3 1/2 inch by 1 inch blade. Pretty much, the biggest I could carry around here. I think. Silly Karla, I don’t have a gun … yet.
My mistake, I had that confused with your army gun
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Kaylucius and the Peace Pipe
Kayla Fay Benson: .......Someone just texted me asking if I would be interested in smoking in a teepee.
Karla Mathews: Was it... a native american... ?
Kayla Fay Benson: No.
Kayla Fay Benson: It's a guy from UVU.
Karla Mathews: From the native american student union?
Kayla Fay Benson: No.
Kayla Fay Benson: From the theatre department.
Kayla Fay Benson: I wonder if it's a peace pipe.
Karla Mathews: That sounds like a rather sketchy situation
Karla Mathews: I don't think you should embark on any spiritual quests without a native american guide
Kayla Fay Benson: I AM Native American, you know.
Karla Mathews: oh god
Kayla Fay Benson: I can be my own guide!
Karla Mathews: You'll only get 1/8th of the way then
Kayla Fay Benson: I hope it's like in Pochahontas when he makes pictures in the fire!
Karla Mathews: Nooooo it's gonna be a bad trip
Karla Mathews: Trampled by buffalo, arrows to the knee, leaving the teepee without your loincloth and the whole village is standing outside
Kayla Fay Benson: TEEPEE PEACE PIPE, HERE I COME!
Karla Mathews: What if he meant smoking beef jerky or salmon or something
Kayla Fay Benson: AY AYE AYE YAI YAI AYE AYE
Kayla Fay Benson: I'd be even more down for that.
Karla Mathews: you would
People always say “Oh she’s so obsessed with The Beatles, she’s so weeiird“
But they don’t even realize
That’s basically the most normal thing about me
Everything else is seriously just bananas
BANANAS I tell you
Things you've learned about me tonight from that...
A hardened criminal is stalking my family
My sister owns a gun which she has named Big Bertha and carries a large knife in her purse
My grandmother owns a “prayer rag” (shawl) which she bought in “The Holy Land” (Israel) - oh and btw she lives alone in a cabin in the woods
How is my life not a reality show
seriously
fatcharliethearchangel:
sevenpercent:
fatcharliethearchangel:
sevenpercent:
i just found a picture of myself posing “sexily” with kitchen tongs
Look at your life, Joy. Look at your choices.
just kidding, found another one, so there are actually TWO different pictures of me posing sexily with tongs
You might be my hero.
This pleases me.
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kaylucius:
“If one wishes not to be challenged, look not in others’ eyes- for that is where the fire burns brightest.”
-Kaylucius, to Red
You guys need to follow my sister, I’m not even kidding
She’s
She’s brilliant
Make sure you actually open her tumblr and see her pic/read her bio (which is a haiku)
I ticked the box and stuck with Missing E - is tumblr going to disown me
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fatcharliethearchangel replied to your chat: A Real Convo between me and my sister
what.
what, what
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A Real Convo between me and my sister
Kayla Fay Benson: Did Mom tell you what's up around here?
Karla Mathews: What, for new years?
Kayla Fay Benson: No. Apparently, a guy Chad and his partner put in prison a year ago was released.
Karla Mathews: Oh. So what does that mean
Kayla Fay Benson: They just want us to be on our guard. Cade isn't allowed to walk anywhere for a little bit. His partner received some weird calls earlier today and about an hour ago, Cade and Mom thought they saw someone in our backyard.
Karla Mathews: ...seriously? that's freaky
Kayla Fay Benson: Yeah.
Kayla Fay Benson: They pulled me out in the garage and asked, "Do you have any mace?"
Kayla Fay Benson: "No. I carry a big knife in my purse."
Kayla Fay Benson: And then they told me.
Karla Mathews: this sounds like a law and order episode
Kayla Fay Benson: I know.
Kayla Fay Benson: And it's all windy and stormy outside.
Karla Mathews: ITS SO WINDY
Karla Mathews: like windier than i've ever seen in my life
Kayla Fay Benson: They set up a security camera watching the back door and backyard.
Karla Mathews: I opened the door and my skin blew back like a dog with his face out the car window
Kayla Fay Benson: It's like, Paranormal Activity meets every detective/police tv show ever made.
Karla Mathews: I feel like you should start a blair-witch type vlog in which you talk about the events as they unfold
Karla Mathews: you know... in case
Kayla Fay Benson: Oh for sure.
Karla Mathews: Maybe he just wants to thank Chad for turning his life around but he's shy and awkward
Karla Mathews: Maybe we should invite him to new year's dinner
Kayla Fay Benson: I don't know. Chad described him as 'really evil guy.'
Kayla Fay Benson: Sounds serious.
Karla Mathews: What do we mean by evil - what did he do
Kayla Fay Benson: I didn't ask.
Karla Mathews: I feel like you should
Kayla Fay Benson: I feel like they're acting weird about the whole thing. I asked if they reported any of the previously described strange behavior to the police or his boss or anyone, and they haven't.
Karla Mathews: They watch a lot of CSI
Kayla Fay Benson: So I'm just going to sleep with one eye open and Big Bertha in arms reach.
Karla Mathews: Good plan
Kayla Fay Benson: I just wanted to let you know.
Kayla Fay Benson: Tell Austin to visit the Temple and pray for us.
Karla Mathews: Would now be a good time to mention that I lost my apartment key
Kayla Fay Benson: I have a copy of Cloward's, if that helps.
Karla Mathews: Just hide it under the doormat, that should be fine
Karla Mathews: And don't worry, I'm calling Mama so she can put her prayer shawl on
Kayla Fay Benson: Oh good. I didn't even think of that.
Karla Mathews: Always my first instinct
Kayla Fay Benson: Awesome.
Guys I have the most amazing IM convo to share...
But it’s kinda long
